February 2010
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Hey Ding dongs New Vids up on The Takeover
Yea that’s right, YOU people posting all your hippie banter and posting pictures like you’re so sort of fashionistas. BEHOLD BEAUTIFUL VIDEOS OF AWESOMESAUCE.
COBRA COMMANDERS VALENTINE SPECIAL
Ol Little Terror of Bethlehem
or you can just go to the page and watch like a cool person.
OR watch here. the little terror video.
O Little Terror of Bethlehem from Cobra Commander on...
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Cobra Commander Here, so a few years back, my buddy John (also a fine Cobra Commander and Skeletor) asked me to help him with a stop motion video. It included his massive GI JOE collection, lots of time, voice overs, and in the end, came this magical video. Well, Youtube being the nazi’s they can be, decided to take down the video due to WMG. Then, the original production computer was lost...
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Together we say
tomaxandxomat:
SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY YA
You morons, get back on the battle field and stop quoting Old Dirty Bastard!
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Ask the Commander something →
The Commander is in for questions. If you ask, you shall receive answers, except for stupid questions, then you’ll get belittled and troops will be deployed to break into your home and steal objects of their liking.
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I'm Not Dead I just needed a day off
Yea, I swear I’m returning. Promise. I needed a day or so off to take care of personal COBRA MATTERS.
January 2010
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The Commander is in Answering your Questions →
First I must tell you, I am an Evil Mother Fucker. I am the leader of the Cobra Forces, I have a hatred for G.I.Joe, and there’s other things I don’t like including
1) Kids (mainly those born from the year 1992-2000) because they have no clue who the fuck I am.
2) Puppies/Kittens (they are evil creatures)
3) Dead Hookers (no where to store them)
4) Dan Marino (Laces out…...
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