Happy Valentines from the Commander. I’ll be back soon…
THanks Rob for featuring me again. You sir Get a Raised Fist of awesome from the commander.
You people visit Topless Robot now…
Yea that’s right, YOU people posting all your hippie banter and posting pictures like you’re so sort of fashionistas. BEHOLD BEAUTIFUL VIDEOS OF AWESOMESAUCE.
COBRA COMMANDERS VALENTINE SPECIAL
or you can just go to the page and watch like a cool person.
OR watch here. the little terror video.
O Little Terror of Bethlehem from Cobra Commander on Vimeo.
well hell, here valentines special too
And if you have anything you’d like to ask the Commander You can do that
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Spreading the love to couples near and far
Cobra Commander gets all the pretty gals
Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t sayin shit
if you would have sang any other song I would have put you on 24 hour guard duty…
Dr. Dre and Ice Cube on some murderous shit. I never understood bandannas.
Hey there Sailor.
The first of the valentines series. I hope he understands me as I am a man and I have feelings like anyone else.
SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY YA
You morons, get back on the battle field and stop quoting Old Dirty Bastard!
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS I COMMAND!!!
Hey Serpentor, Why don’t you take your power sled and drive it off a cliff or into a moving train cause you’re an asshole and none of us like you except Dr. Mindbender who I believe has some weirdo sexual fetish over you. Why don’t you go cry in your throne room like the pussy you are proclaiming the same line you always say over and over like a broken record. Seriously, god you’re a worse prick than I am.
PS I submitted you to burnbook because I’m a fucking Lumberjack with a beard and an axe.
The Commander is in for questions. If you ask, you shall receive answers, except for stupid questions, then you’ll get belittled and troops will be deployed to break into your home and steal objects of their liking.
