Cobra Commander Here, so a few years back, my buddy John (also a fine Cobra Commander and Skeletor) asked me to help him with a stop motion video. It included his massive GI JOE collection, lots of time, voice overs, and in the end, came this magical video. Well, Youtube being the nazi’s they can be, decided to take down the video due to WMG. Then, the original production computer was lost in a forest fire and smokey didn’t put it out. Then, the JAPS, yea you heard me, STOLE OUR VIDEO, and proclaimed it their own work. But as Cobra Commander, I find it fitting that I STOLE it back. TAKE THAT. Anywho, Enjoy….

My Valentines Card to you:

As a commander, I do nice things every so often for people. And even though I have a cold heart I do spread my love for imported fine chocolates from the farthest regions of Egypt. Not to mention Patrick Swayze shows up on the Ouija board.

Reblog this to your friends as a VALENTINE!

Cobra Commander decided to visit Tinychat.com. Yea, that’s pretty much the jist of it.

From the Desk of Cobra Commander,

I’ve grown to love this “video making” so I made another video. This time Demands….and well expressions from viewers. Spread it, tweet it, push it, for we’re winning the battle against the JOES!

Coooooooooooooooooooobraaaa!

I actually went on a date with the baroness.

From the Desk of Cobra Commander

The attack continues tonight. Had to spend the weekend sun bathing cause I have horrible pale skin, it’s not like I get an outfit without sleeves or an exposed chest. We also ran out of food in the pantry so I had to fly to the mainland with Major Blood to get supplies. Anywho, more updates to come. IN the meantime, enjoy the video I posted. And here it is again.

Cobra Commander

Cobra Commander and Darth Vader together. Its like Fate brought us together.

Cobra Commander and Darth Vader together. Its like Fate brought us together.

For everyones Reference. Maybe people are just that dumb.

Just throwing up some random memories. More Chats on the way

I think she prefers snack cakes.

I think she prefers snack cakes.